I think it's definitely a personal issue for more than one reason.
Look, I get it - you want to save your princess
But his family REALLY fucked up. They were skimming off the top. And somehow, they can't pay back what they took. It's an insult on top of a money issue. Understand?
You know I usually try not to do much so I don't fuck anything up.
So how do I handle it in the right way, without accidentally calling anyone an asshole? Or seeming weak. I know I need to be strong, but not insulting.
The best plan is to negotiate. I know for a fact that the Jins want some warehouses near the docks and you own a lot of them. One of them is further away so our lazy workers rarely use it but it's acceptable and useful. I think with property, the money and perhaps a little bit of friendly socialising, you could get the boy.
As property. At least for the foreseeable future. Give it a few months, maybe he can just be left alone but I think it would be better to play a different angle.
For example:
1. Yihao is an old rival and you would love the opportunity to fuck him up. 2. Xue Yang showed you a picture and you want to fuck him up 3. I ensure Xue Yang takes him in and you can be there at the time to see him for the first time and negotiate with his captor.
Just whatever you do, you can't let them know that you want him because you care about him. You'll seem weak and sentimental. You want the princess because you want him as an object. Not as a person.
... I mean sex, you idiot. Why would someone let you keep him for that long to beat him up every day? I mean I guess you could but it seems weird.
A common friend like that is a weakness. If you don't want to appear weak, you have to do it like this. If you don't mind and want to gamble, you can try just saying you like him but you're a teenager, they may not even take you seriously.
You don't have to but it would help if you did pretend a little, really sells it.
My father isn't generous but he does connect with gross people who want to fuck a lot? It would work.
Do you know how many dates I have to go on? Do you know how boring they are? All they care about is-- I don't even know, I can't be bothered to remember. None of them read. This is nothing against girls, just... People. People suck.
Also, I think you are better than your father anyway. There's more to life than power.
...can we write a script or something? cliff notes? how to be a gross rapist 101?
Well, word will get out quite swiftly. You're essentially buying a boy, it's big news.
We will go over it. Xue Yang said they need to claim the money by Friday so I will organise it all with Xue Yang and then we can practise Thursday, okay?
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Look, I get it - you want to save your princess
But his family REALLY fucked up. They were skimming off the top. And somehow, they can't pay back what they took. It's an insult on top of a money issue. Understand?
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It's not his fault and I said he's to be protected, right? That's why Xue Yang told me.
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Xue Yang told me about it when he found out, I suggested he tell you to handle it.
We both remember the promise you made us make.
Young master, I think we would have to discuss the issue with the Jin clan. I think I can make this work.
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You know I usually try not to do much so I don't fuck anything up.
So how do I handle it in the right way, without accidentally calling anyone an asshole? Or seeming weak. I know I need to be strong, but not insulting.
Who do I have to talk to?
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As property. At least for the foreseeable future. Give it a few months, maybe he can just be left alone but I think it would be better to play a different angle.
For example:
1. Yihao is an old rival and you would love the opportunity to fuck him up.
2. Xue Yang showed you a picture and you want to fuck him up
3. I ensure Xue Yang takes him in and you can be there at the time to see him for the first time and negotiate with his captor.
Just whatever you do, you can't let them know that you want him because you care about him. You'll seem weak and sentimental. You want the princess because you want him as an object. Not as a person.
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So, it's somehow better that I want to beat someone just because I've seen his picture than just having a friend? Cool. Awesome.
Wait. What kind of 'fucking him up' are we talking about?
...and do I have to say any of this shit in front of Yihao?
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A common friend like that is a weakness. If you don't want to appear weak, you have to do it like this. If you don't mind and want to gamble, you can try just saying you like him but you're a teenager, they may not even take you seriously.
You don't have to but it would help if you did pretend a little, really sells it.
My father isn't generous but he does connect with gross people who want to fuck a lot? It would work.
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I guess I can.
Your father is gross. You are way better. Just fyi.
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I'm a loser.
Being a better person is irrelevant.
And don't whine - the playboy reputation is the only thing keeping you out of an arranged marriage.
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Also, I think you are better than your father anyway. There's more to life than power.
...can we write a script or something? cliff notes? how to be a gross rapist 101?
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I think you should talk to Xue Yang, he's a natural in that role. I've seen him do it a few times.
But yes, I'll get his input and I'll write you a script. We can even do a dress rehearsal if you're that nervous.
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Xue Yang is a natural at a lot of things I can't do. But thanks...
Could we do a rehearsal? I can't mess this up.
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We will go over it. Xue Yang said they need to claim the money by Friday so I will organise it all with Xue Yang and then we can practise Thursday, okay?
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Er.
What do I owe you?
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I made you a promise. Yihao would not be harmed.
Consider it a freebie for old times sake.
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I think people are wrong about you.
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Oh my God, is this about the frog eye thing?
Xue Yang is spreading it around, isn't he? Of course people are wrong! I do not have frog eyes.
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I just mean, I think everyone is wrong about you.
Maybe not Xue Yang. Apart from the frog eyes thing.
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I haven't kept up with the latest gossip.
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maybe Xue Yang
not about the frog eyes
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It never happened.
Just don't get too attached. No one in this world is that good of a person.
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I just think you are all right.
I can have people killed who say otherwise.
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Let's focus on your little piggy first and then start your killing spree after.
I emailed you a reading list of my half brother's yaoi. Get inspired.
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See you Thursday!