Do you know how many dates I have to go on? Do you know how boring they are? All they care about is-- I don't even know, I can't be bothered to remember. None of them read. This is nothing against girls, just... People. People suck.
Also, I think you are better than your father anyway. There's more to life than power.
...can we write a script or something? cliff notes? how to be a gross rapist 101?
Well, word will get out quite swiftly. You're essentially buying a boy, it's big news.
We will go over it. Xue Yang said they need to claim the money by Friday so I will organise it all with Xue Yang and then we can practise Thursday, okay?
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I guess I can.
Your father is gross. You are way better. Just fyi.
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I'm a loser.
Being a better person is irrelevant.
And don't whine - the playboy reputation is the only thing keeping you out of an arranged marriage.
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Also, I think you are better than your father anyway. There's more to life than power.
...can we write a script or something? cliff notes? how to be a gross rapist 101?
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I think you should talk to Xue Yang, he's a natural in that role. I've seen him do it a few times.
But yes, I'll get his input and I'll write you a script. We can even do a dress rehearsal if you're that nervous.
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Xue Yang is a natural at a lot of things I can't do. But thanks...
Could we do a rehearsal? I can't mess this up.
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We will go over it. Xue Yang said they need to claim the money by Friday so I will organise it all with Xue Yang and then we can practise Thursday, okay?
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Er.
What do I owe you?
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I made you a promise. Yihao would not be harmed.
Consider it a freebie for old times sake.
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I think people are wrong about you.
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Oh my God, is this about the frog eye thing?
Xue Yang is spreading it around, isn't he? Of course people are wrong! I do not have frog eyes.
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I just mean, I think everyone is wrong about you.
Maybe not Xue Yang. Apart from the frog eyes thing.
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I haven't kept up with the latest gossip.
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maybe Xue Yang
not about the frog eyes
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It never happened.
Just don't get too attached. No one in this world is that good of a person.
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I just think you are all right.
I can have people killed who say otherwise.
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Let's focus on your little piggy first and then start your killing spree after.
I emailed you a reading list of my half brother's yaoi. Get inspired.
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See you Thursday!