Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

[gayapeel]

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[downstares]

Well, if you have a little sex slave piggy then you can leave off dating for a while so two birds, one stone.

I think you should talk to Xue Yang, he's a natural in that role. I've seen him do it a few times.

But yes, I'll get his input and I'll write you a script. We can even do a dress rehearsal if you're that nervous.

[fourthewin]

...how many people would have to know that I have him?

Xue Yang is a natural at a lot of things I can't do. But thanks...

Could we do a rehearsal? I can't mess this up.

[downstares]

Well, word will get out quite swiftly. You're essentially buying a boy, it's big news.

We will go over it. Xue Yang said they need to claim the money by Friday so I will organise it all with Xue Yang and then we can practise Thursday, okay?

[fourthewin]

All right. Thank you. I will be a pervert asshole.

Er.

What do I owe you?

[downstares]

Nothing.

I made you a promise. Yihao would not be harmed.

Consider it a freebie for old times sake.

[fourthewin]

All right.

I think people are wrong about you.

[downstares]

...

Oh my God, is this about the frog eye thing?

Xue Yang is spreading it around, isn't he? Of course people are wrong! I do not have frog eyes.

[fourthewin]

What? No. I've never heard that!

I just mean, I think everyone is wrong about you.

Maybe not Xue Yang. Apart from the frog eyes thing.

[downstares]

What is everyone saying? I tune it all out now.

I haven't kept up with the latest gossip.

[fourthewin]

doesn't matter, I think none of them are right, I don't think any of them know you

maybe Xue Yang

not about the frog eyes

[downstares]

Xue Yang knows me well, it's true. He just thinks my eyes are weird and... just don't bring up the frog eye thing again, okay?

It never happened.

Just don't get too attached. No one in this world is that good of a person.

[fourthewin]

I'm not attached. I've never been attached.

I just think you are all right.

I can have people killed who say otherwise.

[downstares]

Cute.

Let's focus on your little piggy first and then start your killing spree after.

I emailed you a reading list of my half brother's yaoi. Get inspired.

[fourthewin]

...on it.

See you Thursday!