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cAN YOU ASK HIM HOW I GET OUT OF CAPS AGAIN? I PRESSED THE BUTTON AND NOTHING CHANGED :(

WE WILL NOT ATTACK THEN. WE WILL WAIT.

i HAVE UNTIL fRIDAY TO SUBMIT FOR MY BROTHER.

He is sending an instructional video. Here.

He did this. It should work.

...why Friday?

Ah. Thank him.

I'm not sure why Friday, I haven't heard the deadline from Wen Ruohan but his boy seemed insistent.

Something about banks being closed on the weekend and us surrounding our accounts on Monday.

Well. That is a tight deadline.

Have they made threats? Is Nie Huaisang unharmed?

He is harmed, I heard him cry out.

I'm very worried.

It seems like I have to submit by Friday or 'else'.

He said it didn't apply to you so perhaps you're up next Friday?

Da-ge. My clan, as far as they know, has already been decimated. What they want is for me to give myself up before I can step up as new clan leader.

Now that I know Lan Wangji is alive, perhaps I should reconsider my options.

A-Yao says that there is nothing on Friday. He is quite certain.

How can he be certain? Tell him to SMS me IMMEDIATELY WITH DETAILS.

I don't think the wise move is for us to try and give ourselves away for our brothers. But it is potentially what we will do.

It's my A-Sang. What can I do?

He will message you once he is done laughing about how you just used SMS. I'm not sure of the humour.

You know that A-Yao is worried about A-Sang too, he is like a brother to him.

However, I fear for what would happen with your clan and with so much else should you surrender. But I understand. A-Sang must be terrified, he is very delicate.

Oh. Is it sexy slang?

He is impish. He giggled often at us. Does it both you? It bothers me.

I know I can't. It's not wise. We have to stay together and stay strong. Working together, we can rebuild and defend. Our boys are resourceful, I'm sure they'll be scheming too. My A-Sang is a very good schemer.

I don't know, it might be sexy slang.

I find his impishness charming, so it does not bother me.

I remember when your A-Sang was kidnapped a few years back. I am certain we can resolve the situation again. He is stronger than he appears. And I do not doubt Wangji's strength of spirit. The young masters Jiang and Wei are quite strong in their own ways as well, as is the young master Jin.

You have to make a promise to me.

Any move we make, we discuss before we do it. We can't leave each other out of the loop.

And when times of sacrifice come, it would be wiser to consider myself going to Wen Ruohan. If you go, then the Lan clan is truly over. That can't happen, A-Chen.

Of course I will consult you.

Da-ge, you are being heroic as always. We will make whatever decision is best. My clan will live on with its teachings no matter what, A-Yao has seen to that by sheltering me.

My clan will be fine, they're tough bastards and I told them if I'm ever gone, they gotta listen to your pompous ass. Meng Yao will teach you how to make those shitheads listen.

And if you're gone, I'll read a book or something.

Is there like a Lan manual?

There are several. Those are the manuscripts Meng Yao helped me protect.

Da-ge, I do not wish for either of us to be gone. I wish to be with you for a long time.

A fortune teller told me I would die before I was 30 so I've been a little on edge ever since.

It was an unfortunate 21st birthday party.

I'm sure we will be together for a long time. My oldest friend.

Da-ge, I would not let that happen and you would not leave me. I know this with certainty.

Please do not do anything rash. I am certain our little brothers can handle themselves. Wangji will protect Huaisang.

I know.

But if he is in danger, and I have no choice, I will kowtow to those Wen dogs if it means he lives. When I held him in my arms, when he was a baby, I promised him I would always take care of him and buy him all the Pokemon cards.

I already broke one promise, I won't break another.

In all fairness to you, he seems to have interests other than pocket monster cards.

You are a good brother, da-ge. It will all be well.

I GOT HIM A CHARIZARD. SHINY CHARIZARD. AND HE ATE IT.

I know he was 2 and a half but I traded actual money for that!!!!

He also then told me he preferred bird watching so we did that instead. VERY BORING.

I find bird watching quite tantalising.

We should go together some time.

Go with Meng Yao.

He will do anything for you. He is what A-Sang would call a 'simple'.

I have limits, A-Chen.

I believe it is called a 'simp' and I do not think he will do anything for me.

I guess if you are not mentally strong enough to come with me, I will go alone.

He told you he likes hiking.

He DETESTS hiking. I know this for a FACT.

And I AM MENTALLY STRONG, I WILL SHOW YOU HOW GREAT I AM AT FINDING BIRDS.

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Oh, I know it too. But it does him good to spend some time in nature.

I cannot wait. When this is over, da-ge. It is a date.

Nature is ok.

I will bring booze. We will find great tits. I know where they are.

It is indeed a date!

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