Now dance, fucker, dance

[tastydick]

Comments

[matchadaddy]

In all fairness to you, he seems to have interests other than pocket monster cards.

You are a good brother, da-ge. It will all be well.

[cappedout]

I GOT HIM A CHARIZARD. SHINY CHARIZARD. AND HE ATE IT.

I know he was 2 and a half but I traded actual money for that!!!!

He also then told me he preferred bird watching so we did that instead. VERY BORING.

[matchadaddy]

I find bird watching quite tantalising.

We should go together some time.

[cappedout]

Go with Meng Yao.

He will do anything for you. He is what A-Sang would call a 'simple'.

I have limits, A-Chen.

[matchadaddy]

I believe it is called a 'simp' and I do not think he will do anything for me.

I guess if you are not mentally strong enough to come with me, I will go alone.

[cappedout]

He told you he likes hiking.

He DETESTS hiking. I know this for a FACT.

And I AM MENTALLY STRONG, I WILL SHOW YOU HOW GREAT I AM AT FINDING BIRDS.

[matchadaddy]

Oh, I know it too. But it does him good to spend some time in nature.

I cannot wait. When this is over, da-ge. It is a date.

[cappedout]

Nature is ok.

I will bring booze. We will find great tits. I know where they are.

It is indeed a date!