"I did?" His eyes bugged out and he blushed, embarrassed. That was not fair. He pouted and then reached out to shove Jonathan away. "I was drunk, you asshole. You can't hold any of that against me. People do crazy things when they're drunk." Like turn all gay for a second or something. He didn't know why, maybe it was perfectly normal.

"Get me youtiao and juice." No please because Jonathan didn't deserve one. He was a teasing, evil liar than made him gay somehow.