The Untamed MMORPG

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[gayswan]

?

no

fight me

[gaycock]

HELL YEAH I WILL

u suck

[gayswan]

You are quite the master of insults.

And your weapon too. Clearly.

Have you tried double tapping A? Makes for better combos.

[gaycock]

I play with a controller

so, no

anyway, look at your level compared to mine, I think I'll do all right

[gayswan]

You brag about levels but you can't beat me

Wouldn't a higher level = better chance of winning

And yet...

[gaycock]

you got home advantage, n00b

cant access all my tricks in gusu lan territory

not as if you're winning though

[gayswan]

What on earth is a n00b?

We're stuck in a stalemate.

It's quite boring. Like you.

[gaycock]

you are such a fuddy duddy

a n00b is someone new to the game, what are you, new to the internet?

[gayswan]

I never use the internet outside of school work.

My uncle thinks it's too dangerous.

Do you want to stop fighting yet?

[gaycock]

yeah, you are making me too sad to fight

what about porn?

[gayswan]

Incognito mode on my phone and my brother's wifi connection.

Obviously.

[gaycock]

ohhh, so you are a n00b, but also a perv

tell me your last porn search, I'll tell you mine

[gayswan]

The search was boring

The last video is more interesting.

Mine was:
Twink home alone got tied and dominated by a masked intruder

[gaycock]

mine was 'weird funny penis compilation'

...it made sense at the time

so, you wanna be the twink or the masked intruder?

[gayswan]

Neither. I wouldn't commit a crime so risky nor would I be so easily taken down.

I just enjoy watching it.

[gaycock]

...well, duh

I just mean, when you're imagining it

for the jacking off

twink, huh?

[gayswan]

Mostly I jack off to this sort of porn because I love the whimpering little noises that come out behind the gag and I find it hard to come without that.

Seeing the twink getting wrecked is fun too but I can imagine that in my head.

I need the desperate sounds.

[gaycock]

huh

okay, so next time I wanna defeat you, I'll just voice chat you to distract you

LET'S GO!!!

[gayswan]

Don't make me block you.

[gaycock]

you wouldn't

I could be a hot twink

just begging to get spanked

:P

[gayswan]

Don't suggest things you won't follow up on.

Don't mock me or I will have to punish you.

And not in the fun way.

[gaycock]

so you don't want me to send a voice message of me begging Lan-erge to have some mercy?

maybe you are not entirely a fuddy-duddy...

[gayswan]

I'm bored.

That's why I'm even on here.

Give me something to keep me amused.

[gaycock]

and our fight didn't amuse you?

come with me, I can show you a fun spot

you like pretty boys, huh? is that why you made your avatar look so pretty?

[gayswan]

No, I randomised and then tweaked to have it look somewhat like me. I don't think it does.

Show me, I'll follow.

Pretty boys are up there, yes. Not my favourite trait but it helps.