"No! You do!" He wasn't some girl or something. He couldn't help it, his body was being weird. He closed his eyes and tilted his head back, trying to think of things that would turn him off but all he could see was Jonathan's abs! Stupid, handsome asshole. Wait, no, not handsome. Ugly. And weird.

"I don't get my ass fucked by anyone. Maybe you do. I only want women." And while he had yet to approach one, make a move or have sex, that didn't mean he wasn't interested. He loved girls, they had... legs and stuff.