"I did not." How and when indeed. Jonathan arched his eyebrows, his smirk softening a little into something resembling a genuine smile. "There is only one explanation. How flattering."

He sighed. "You must like me." It was obvious, after all. "Now wouldn't it be lucky for you if I actually was a pervert? I need to update your profile again. I didn't know you were quite that much of a bottom. Want to be taken."